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Jews Can't Skank

from No Pie by The Johnny Red Eyes

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Don't worry, our jew wrote this so its not racist or anything.

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Goin' on down to the synagogue
I got my dance shoes on (He got a ride from his mom)
After years of learning after years of listening
The time has come, the night I've been wishing for
The final song at my Hebrew prom, I'll show them wrong
I've been waiting for so long
Prepare the floor, Put down the chair
Jews can skank. Yo, Jews can skank. Yo.

In the darkened room there's a little groove
And I'm pushing the crowd so I can get 'em into
An old school dance with better momentum
Oh yea, it starts off smooth
Then I skank so hard and I skank so fast
I pray to Hashem that my kipah stays on
They're all laughing. I know better.
Jews can skank yea, Jews can skank.

Yea, Jews can skank. Yea, Jews can skank.

We can't dance cause we got no rhythm
We pick up chairs but we can't pick up women

We've all been told ever since we were children
We'll grow up rich and we'll make a killin'
But they never told us, something was missing
Jews can't skank no, Jews can't skank. No.

No, Jews can't skank. No, Jews can't skank.

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from No Pie, released June 14, 2013
Lyrics by: Eric Berall, Carmen Umana
Music written by: The Johnny Red Eyes
Recorded in XYZed Studios and The Practice Hole in Toronto.
Produced by: Brian Steels

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The Johnny Red Eyes Toronto, Ontario

Formed in 2010, The Johnny Red Eyes are a band that incorporates influences from noise, punk, ska, and progressive rock.

Early formations began playing punk/ska at shows in and around Toronto. But after a line up change and a trip to Halifax, the bands sound matured, writing an interesting collection of tracks filled with interesting time signatures, strange progressions & genre-bending movements ... more

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